Cafe Laguardia: Awesome Mojitos and Annoying People

I think Cafe Laguardia is Cuban, but I’m not totally sure.  It’s something Caribbean – I know that for sure.

I also know that the bartender made me an awesome Raspberry Mojito.  Go ahead and make fun of me.  I don’t give a fuck.  It was tasty and I enjoyed it.

I also know that the people there are annoying.  Cafe Laguardia seems to attract middle-aged divorced women who put on their fancy animal printed jacket and something tighter than it should be so they can get out there and shake it once a year.  If you happen to be on the dance floor when the band starts playing and you’re NOT dancing, they will go Honey Badger on you and push you out of the fucking way.

But the Mojito was great.  I enjoyed that.

I also know that the band has a guy that stands on a wooden box and does some form of tap dancing and it’s louder than the band.

But they do make a damn tasty Raspberry Mojito.

And the women at Laugurdia Cafe get fairly pissed off when you’re a man and you use the women’s bathroom.  I don’t think it’s that big of a deal, but this particular leopard-clad cougar didn’t like it.

But I highly recommend the Raspberry Mojito.